18 March 2010

The Little Mermaid


Stop right there!, it's not all fun and games this one, this film is a beastiality.... film.
It's dressed up as a cartoon, like family guy or south park, but they go way further... I get all the nods and similarities to the slave trade of days gone by, I'm not an idiot.. but it seems to me, to be an iffy way to get some poisson porn on the DVD shelf and say it's because you're 'cultured'..
The whole film is filled with hidden meanings, a crab follows her everywhere she goes for instance, another hint at sexually promiscuous culture and the rise in disease ("you don't know what she's carrying around in her flaps".. oh they call them 'fins' don't they?).. The mermaid's dad carries around a trident that can only be described as a three pronged dildo.. it's electronic and everything for fucks sake, they're not even trying to hide it!.. oh and the worst thing I spotted.. an eight tentacled transsexual, "Uh-oh look out for the big purple throbbing beast! he... she... will invade us all at the same time!!" well if you call that kind of thing entertainment you deserve to get octoraped.

To be honest I picked the film up initially thinking 'waaaaaaay that's some fine half a woman right there' the top half!!
I'm not racist or anything, I just don't think I could go through with it, maybe I'd consider eating her out... but the little bones get stuck in my throat.. and don't start me on the smell.. top half lemon... bottom half... oh oh oh... no.
What I'm trying to say is.. this film is for people who play badly with animals, absolute sick bastards, if you've got this at home you should be ashamed... "Oh but the social commentary..." FUCK YOU, you disgust me... lets hope this is the last one of these abominations 'Disney by Night' make, I know times are hard but still.. Anyway their next offering is due out soon, 'Sinderella' sounds alright, apparently she's not allowed out past midnight so that's a good start.. but I heard something about really tight shoes and a big party, and about a girl being locked up and forced to do things... IT BETTER NOT BE ABOUT BONDAGE!!!