Jaws

Despite the almost tropical appearance of the weather and sea in Jaws it was filmed entirely in an area called Marthas Vinyard, which due to it's location in the NorthWest of a country known as the 'United States of America' would be an environment unsuited to the species of shark 'Carcharodon carcharias' or the Great White Shark to which the Jaws of the title belong.

Great whites tend to inhabit the warmer waters of the Mediteranean, Australia, South Africa and the waters around California and Florida.

They have however been spotted as far north as the coastal waters of France and there has been speculation that Great whites have even been lurking in the English Channel and off the tip of Cornwall.

In summary it was incredibly unlucky for that young naked woman and the annoying child on the lilo to lose their lives. Perhaps the tagline of the sequel should have been 'Just when you thought it was safe to go into the waters of north western USA rather than California'.

On a completely unrelated matter, isn't Jo Brand an unfunny twat!

I would award this film 0/0.4

I touched myself so visciously during this film that it ended up in a trip to hospital.